employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit
Be nice to Frank.
my sister borrowed my laptop so i checked the history and it was this picture refreshed 246 times
ONLY 93,023 MINUTES UNTIL CHRISTMAS
ONLY 93,022 MINUTES UNTIL CHRISTMAS
ONLY 93,021 MINUTES UNTIL CHRISTMAS
ONLY 93,020 MINUTES UNTIL CHRISTMAS
otp: *stands next to each other*
me: holy shit
everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban
come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds
GOD DAMN IT
i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much
i’m ugly and my body hurts and i am scared of the future